"Could be worse. Not sure how, but it could be." This retro tee brings the perfect mix of existential honesty, dreamy pastels, and classic Disney nostalgia. Featuring Eeyore floating along (upside down, obviously), mouse ear balloons, and a soft retro typeface — it’s cute, clever, and a little too relatable.
Made with 100% U.S. cotton (heather colors include cotton/poly blends)
Classic fit and ribbed collar
Taped neck and shoulders for extra structure
Tear-away label for added comfort
Great For: 🎢 Theme park visits 😑 Passive-aggressive Mondays 🌈 Rainbowcore outfits 📸 Ironic Instagram selfies with churros
